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GoldenEye 64 007. As of January 98 this is the best game there is for n64. Combining RENDERED graphics (beat that duke nukem), REALISTIC weapons (ditto the previous paranthesis), Addictive multiplayer games, and cheats that take skill(sumwot) to get, this game easily dominates the top of the first person shooter games. I've had this game since october and I am still playing it. Go through it on agent, and think " man that was tough" Then go through it again on Secret agent and think "It was a lot easier on Agent mode", play it on 007 agent and think "Is this unbeatable or is it only for game gurus?". Thinkin n64s can't stand a chance vs PSX. Try this game eh?


Hunters and the hunted

A neat little homemade scenario on multiplayer conjured up by Me Mek and his friend. Use 3-4 players on NORMAL mode. 2 players are the hunters, 1 player will be hunted. The 4th is fair game. The hunted is the hunters mortal foes and the 4th is just a mad lunatic passing by with a gun and a taste for blood. Usually the inexpierenced is the fair game so when a player yells out "Is that you? NO ITS THE FAIR GAME!" everyone sez "WHERE?" and dashes in to the kill. The hunters have a little problem with shooting and not shooting eachother. Since they are not officialy on a team, the auto aim goes right to their fellow hunter. Only fun if you have a trusted friend and an enemy that could care less if you cheaply shoot them.


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Scientists REvenge

for all those morbid little freaks that think killign scientists is fun...you are right. On secret agent or 00 mode Shoot the scientist in the arm twice, or leg twice, with a pp7 (not gold mind you) If its on agent the wussies will curl up and die but if not they will get mad and produce a dd44 from who know where and start spittin fire. wait awhile and he'll toss a nade.





Jaws the long armed bafoon

Jaws jaws jaws, you have no brain. Stand REAALLLY close to jaws and HE CAN'T SHOOT YOU! hehehe much better strategy than the strategy guides doncha think?




Xenia is a retard

unaproppiate title you say? what is unappropiate about the truth. the only thing unaproppiate is my spelling. and capitilization. and incomplete sentences. I know that it give you a warm tingly feeling knowing that the person making the page knows his ABCs and grammer and stuff...doesn't it. Xenia is in fact a retard. She cannot shoot diagonally across the bridge. Run down the bridge, hear the horrid voice, run back and stand diagonal from the bridge. The dummy will sit there and try to run across. Commence firing. If all else fails, Run away and let natalya get her hands nice and bloody.





Forks turning strategy

Yah lets turn the corner like a newbie! Walkie walkie, Slooowly turn *pop pop pop* the enemies saw you and Shot you 50 million times before you can even see him! Solution? use strafe buttons! using left and right camera buttons AND the joystick arch around the corner. Also works on doors...sumwot...



Forks 'SAVE BILLY' tactic

*SCREAM* Billy's in the burning building! SAVE HIM SOMEONE PLEASE! Enemy walks in a room to save billy, but your job is to fail his little rescue mission. Toss toss or launch launch explosives in there back off BOOM chuckle and say "You didn't save billy!"


Golden Eye links

Look ma I am the only idiot to steal someones LINKS!


Official Goldeneye64 place thinggummy
Goldeneye 64 Strategy guide: Strategy guide for EVERY LEVEL oh wow!
CHEATS THAT ARE BETTER THAN MINE!
Mikes Goldeneye 007 page Eh? who is mike? don't ask me...
GOBLINS PALACE : ooo sounds creepy betcha it has goldeneye stuff though.

Cheats
rating system on cheats : * not worth gettin ** Worth gettin but gets old after awhile *** Get it, and love it **** Try to get it and love it

Level-Difficulty-Time-Cheat-Rating

Dam-Secret Agent-2:40-Paintball mode-**
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FAcility-007 agent-2:05-Invincibility-****
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Runway-agent-5:00-DK mode-*
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Surface1-secret agent-3:30-double grenade launchers-***
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Bunker-00 agent-4:00-Double rocket launchers-**
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SILO-agent-3:00-Turbo mode-***
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Frigate-Secret agent-4:30-NO radar in multi-***
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Surface2-00 agent-4:15-Tiny bond-*
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bunker2-agent-knives-1:30-double throwing knives-**
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Statue Park-secret agent-3:25-Fast animation-**
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Archives-00 agent-1:20-INVISIBILITY-i wouldn't know :(
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Streets-Agent-1:45-enemies w/rockets-**
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Depot-Secret agent-1:40-slow animation-***
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Train-00 agent-5:25-silver pp7-i wouldn't know
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Jungle-Agent-3:45-Double hunting knives-***
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Control-Secret agent-10:00-infinite ammo-****
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Caverns-00 agent-9:30-double rcp90s-****
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Cradle-agent-2:15-GOLD PP7 and MAGNUM-***
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Aztec-secret agent-9:00-Double lasers And or Laser-***
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Egypt-00 agent-6:00-all guns and/or golden gun-****
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PHEEWWWW i am dunnifieD! That is the product of TEDIOUS and Boring work!
*blink* That was pointless good bye! (ever heard of typers cramp eh?)